If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.

If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.

The last man that makes a joke owns it.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

A man can be right and president, but he can't be both at the same time.

Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it

Histhry is a post-mortem examination. It tellsye what a counthry died iv. But I'd like to know what it lived iv.