Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it
What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.
Many a man that couldn't direct ye to th' drug store on th' corner when he was thirty will get a respectful hearin' when age has further impaired his mind.
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.
High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.