What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
A man can be right and president, but he can't be both at the same time.
A man's idee in a card game is war
There aint any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.