A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.

It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.

The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.

You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.