It [Thanksgiving] was founded by the Puritans to give thanks for bein' preserved from the Indians, an' we keep it to give thanks we are preserved from the Puritans.
I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.
You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.
A man's idee in a card game is war
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable
Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.