Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it

No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not, the Supreme Court follows the election returns.

There aint any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.