If ye live enough befure thirty ye won't care to live at all afther fifty.
A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.
A man never becomes an orator if he has anything to say.
To most people a savage nation is wan that doesn't wear oncomf'rtable clothes.
It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.