Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it

The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.

Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.