A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.

Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.

If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.

Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it

There's always wan encouragin' thing about th' sad scientific facts that come out ivrv week in th' pa-apers. They're usually not thrue.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.