A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.

The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the eagle - on the back of a dollar.

High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.

The last man that makes a joke owns it.

If ye live enough befure thirty ye won't care to live at all afther fifty.

Histhry is a post-mortem examination. It tellsye what a counthry died iv. But I'd like to know what it lived iv.