A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

Continued focus on (employee) turnover is of critical importance, because of the direct relation of turnover to improvements in labor costs and guest satisfaction.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th' ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward.

A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.