Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.

The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.

If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.

What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.

Politics ain't beanbag: 'tis a man's game, and women, children 'n' pro-hy-bitionists had best stay out of it.

If ye live enough befure thirty ye won't care to live at all afther fifty.