Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.

The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the eagle - on the back of a dollar.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.