Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.

No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not, the Supreme Court follows the election returns.

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable

You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.

A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.

It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.