Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.

Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

Many a man that couldn't direct ye to th' drug store on th' corner when he was thirty will get a respectful hearin' when age has further impaired his mind.

I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

To most people a savage nation is wan that doesn't wear oncomf'rtable clothes.