A man's idee in a card game is war

Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it

If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.

You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.

A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.

What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.