A man's idee in a card game is war

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

There's always wan encouragin' thing about th' sad scientific facts that come out ivrv week in th' pa-apers. They're usually not thrue.

The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.

Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.