A man's idee in a card game is war

A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.

Politics ain't beanbag: 'tis a man's game, and women, children 'n' pro-hy-bitionists had best stay out of it.

Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.