Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
A man can be right and president, but he can't be both at the same time.
Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.
Opportunity knocks at every man's door once. On some men's door it hammers till it breaks down the door and then it goes in and wakes him up if he's asleep, and ever afterward it works for him as a night watchman.
A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.
There aint any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.