Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.

It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.

If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.

The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.

What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.

High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.

A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.