Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.

A man can be right and president, but he can't be both at the same time.

There aint any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.

It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.

The last man that makes a joke owns it.

A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.