Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.

Don't jump on a man unless he is down.

What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.