Trust ivrybody-but cut th' cards.

Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

There aint any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support belief, but they run away fr'm doubt.

The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the eagle - on the back of a dollar.