A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while.

When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.