That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

There's always wan encouragin' thing about th' sad scientific facts that come out ivrv week in th' pa-apers. They're usually not thrue.

A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support belief, but they run away fr'm doubt.

Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.

A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.

It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be pretendin' he was.

Don't jump on a man unless he is down.