Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

Continued focus on (employee) turnover is of critical importance, because of the direct relation of turnover to improvements in labor costs and guest satisfaction.

Many a man that couldn't direct ye to th' drug store on th' corner when he was thirty will get a respectful hearin' when age has further impaired his mind.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.