If ye live enough befure thirty ye won't care to live at all afther fifty.
What's wan man's news is another man's throubles.
To most people a savage nation is wan that doesn't wear oncomf'rtable clothes.
Trust ivrybody-but cut th' cards.
You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.
Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.