It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be pretendin' he was.

There's always wan encouragin' thing about th' sad scientific facts that come out ivrv week in th' pa-apers. They're usually not thrue.

A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.

Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.

If ye live enough befure thirty ye won't care to live at all afther fifty.