It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be pretendin' he was.

A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.

The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.

Politics ain't beanbag: 'tis a man's game, and women, children 'n' pro-hy-bitionists had best stay out of it.

Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.