The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.
Finley Peter DunneIf a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.
Finley Peter DunneA Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.
Finley Peter DunneWork is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.
Finley Peter Dunne