I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

Histhry is a post-mortem examination. It tellsye what a counthry died iv. But I'd like to know what it lived iv.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

Don't jump on a man unless he is down.

Continued focus on (employee) turnover is of critical importance, because of the direct relation of turnover to improvements in labor costs and guest satisfaction.

Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.

You can lade a man up to th' university, but ye can't make him think.