I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.

Continued focus on (employee) turnover is of critical importance, because of the direct relation of turnover to improvements in labor costs and guest satisfaction.

Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.

Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.

A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.