When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.
I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.
Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
A man's idee in a card game is war
It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.
I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.