A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while.

Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing.

A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support belief, but they run away fr'm doubt.

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.