A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.

A man can be right and president, but he can't be both at the same time.

Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.

High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.