A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th' ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward.

I care not who makes th' laws iv a nation, if I can get out an injunction.

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable

Politics ain't beanbag: 'tis a man's game, and women, children 'n' pro-hy-bitionists had best stay out of it.

A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.