I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

A man can be right and president, but he can't be both at the same time.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.

There aint any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.

It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.

A man never becomes an orator if he has anything to say.