I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

If ye live enough befure thirty ye won't care to live at all afther fifty.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

A man's idee in a card game is war

Trust ivrybody-but cut th' cards.