Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.

There are no friends at cards or world politics

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

The wise people are in New York because the foolish went there first, that's the way the wise men make a living.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable