One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.
The last man that makes a joke owns it.
It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be pretendin' he was.
Politics ain't beanbag: 'tis a man's game, and women, children 'n' pro-hy-bitionists had best stay out of it.