Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the eagle - on the back of a dollar.

Politics ain't beanbag: 'tis a man's game, and women, children 'n' pro-hy-bitionists had best stay out of it.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.