Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.

Continued focus on (employee) turnover is of critical importance, because of the direct relation of turnover to improvements in labor costs and guest satisfaction.

It must be a good thing to be good or ivrybody wudden't be pretendin' he was.

A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.

Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.