A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable

Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.

A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.

A man can be right and president, but he can't be both at the same time.

Trust ivrybody-but cut th' cards.

Don't jump on a man unless he is down.

A game you play with your own worst enemy-yourself.