A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

There aint any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while.

Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.