A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable

Histhry is a post-mortem examination. It tellsye what a counthry died iv. But I'd like to know what it lived iv.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the eagle - on the back of a dollar.

Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

A man can be right and president, but he can't be both at the same time.