A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not, the Supreme Court follows the election returns.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.

A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.