Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.

Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.

When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.

What you see is what you get.

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.

Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.

I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.