When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?
With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.
My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.