My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.
My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.
Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.