Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.
My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?