My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.
I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.
Funny is an attitude.