Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em.
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.
My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.