Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

If food did not exist it would be well-nigh impossible to get certain types off the phone, as one would be unable to say, 'Look, I've got to run but let's have dinner sometime soon.'

Once you go outside your natural audience, there are tons of people that don't like you.

To me the outdoors is what you must pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxicab.

Donald Trump is not my fault. You can blame certain things on me, but not Donald Trump.

You can be nasty when you are young, but you really have to be older to achieve bitterness.