If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

I've never had the experience of being edited and never will.

I could not possibly be in a relationship now for more than six days. When I was younger, I might have said six months, although I think the longest relationship I was ever in was three years.

[Friendships] are easy to get out of compared to love affairs, but they are not easy to get out of compared to, say, jail.

When you reach a certain age, suddenly there are lots of people younger than you, which is really startling.

I think one manifestation of integrity is holding a grudge. Saying no is a little different. Holding a grudge is the modern equivalent of having standards.

I do not think everyone is created equal. In fact, I know they're not. [The Constitution] means that everyone should have the same laws as everyone else. It doesn't mean that everyone's as smart or as cute or as lucky as everyone else.