I didn't apply to different schools. I wasn't really sure what I was going to do.

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

When I used to watch vaudevillian impressionists, people like Rich Little or Frank Gorshin, I always felt like the voice was the only point. I didn't want to do that. I wanted to be of the Robin Williams or Jonathan Winters model, where observation and storytelling was important.

I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.

Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.