I didn't apply to different schools. I wasn't really sure what I was going to do.

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

If it's just the voice, then you can only do jokes. It's not really even about the impression so much. It's about the take and what you do with the person. I try to get a character across with the impression.

I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.

I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.

Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.