There was an Irish space program to go to the sun. They went at night so they didn't get burnt.
Frank CarsonThe council in Blackpool have given the homeless bus passes, but how would they know where to get off?
Frank CarsonAn Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"
Frank CarsonAmerica has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.
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