I just want to apologise for being late. I was flying back from Spain and the air hostess said: "We are two hours late Mr Carson." When I asked why, she said: "The pilot has heard a funny noise in the engine that he doesn't like, so we are waiting on another pilot who can't hear it."
Frank CarsonI'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.
Frank CarsonThere was an Irish space program to go to the sun. They went at night so they didn't get burnt.
Frank Carson