What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer.
Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list?
I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was.
I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour.
A man turns to the guy next to him who's covered in bandages from head to toe and asks "What happened?". "I fell through a glass window," explains the man. The first man says: "Lucky you were wearing all those bandages."