So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
Frank CarsonI was going up to the bathroom and a woman asked me: "Have you a good memory for faces?" I asked why and she said: "Because there isn't a mirror up there."
Frank CarsonMy father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon.
Frank Carson