A traffic policeman stops Sister Bridget for speeding. She pulls into the side of the road and winds down her window. The officer walks round and starts undoing his fly. "Oh dear," she says, "Not the breathalyser again."
Frank CarsonWhat's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.
Frank CarsonMy Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.
Frank Carson