I bought these shoes in Taiwan, and they said in the inside "made around the corner."

Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list?

A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."

A man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?" The doctor says: "We should have told you yesterday."

My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon.

My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.

I asked a shop owner if he could help me out. He said: "What way did you come in?"