A man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.
Frank CarsonI don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
Frank CarsonThere was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: "I know I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous."
Frank CarsonI said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."
Frank CarsonI have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.
Frank CarsonAn Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were invited to a Christmas party. The Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, the Scotsman brought a bag of holly and they asked the Irishman: "What have you brought?" He said: "I brought a pair of knickers." They asked: "What has that got to do with Christmas?" He said "They're Carol's."
Frank Carson