The council in Blackpool have given the homeless bus passes, but how would they know where to get off?
Frank CarsonI have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.
Frank CarsonA man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?" The doctor says: "We should have told you yesterday."
Frank CarsonAn Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.
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