The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost three quid.

My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.

Two Irishmen were passing a pub - well, it could happen.

An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.

My uncle Jimmy took liver salts twice a day for 40 years. He died on Sunday, was buried Wednesday and the following Friday they had to go to the cemetery to beat his liver to death with a stick.

My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.

My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."