I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
Frank CarsonA man walks into a pet shop and says: "Give me a wasp." The shopkeeper replies: "We don't sell wasps." He says: "There's one in the window."
Frank CarsonWhat's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Frank CarsonA man turns to the guy next to him who's covered in bandages from head to toe and asks "What happened?". "I fell through a glass window," explains the man. The first man says: "Lucky you were wearing all those bandages."
Frank Carson