People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.
Frank CarsonA girl asks her doctor, "Doctor, I've forgotten to take my contradictory pill!" The doctor says: "Are you ignorant?" The girl says: "Yes, three months!"
Frank CarsonThere was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: "I know I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous."
Frank CarsonA man walked into a shop and asked, "How much are your eggs?" He said "£1.40 a dozen". He then asked: "How much are your cracked ones?" He said: "35p". He said: "Crack us four dozen."
Frank Carson