My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.
Frank CarsonI'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.
Frank CarsonAn Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"
Frank Carson