A man turns to the guy next to him who's covered in bandages from head to toe and asks "What happened?". "I fell through a glass window," explains the man. The first man says: "Lucky you were wearing all those bandages."
Frank CarsonA man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."
Frank CarsonAmerica has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.
Frank CarsonPeople in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.
Frank Carson