I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.
An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.
The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost three quid.
Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.
This is Frank Carson, News at Ten, Sober.
A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got any Viagra?" "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist. "No," he replies, "But 'I've got a photograph of the wife."