So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
Frank CarsonThere were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches.
Frank CarsonA man walks into a pet shop and says: "Give me a wasp." The shopkeeper replies: "We don't sell wasps." He says: "There's one in the window."
Frank Carson