A man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.
Frank CarsonMy wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."
Frank CarsonA man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?" The doctor says: "We should have told you yesterday."
Frank CarsonMy uncle Jimmy took liver salts twice a day for 40 years. He died on Sunday, was buried Wednesday and the following Friday they had to go to the cemetery to beat his liver to death with a stick.
Frank Carson