A man walks into a pet shop and says: "Give me a wasp." The shopkeeper replies: "We don't sell wasps." He says: "There's one in the window."
Frank CarsonA man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.
Frank CarsonI said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."
Frank CarsonMy Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.
Frank Carson