I asked a shop owner if he could help me out. He said: "What way did you come in?"
A man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"
Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list?
Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."