My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.
Frank CarsonA man turns to the guy next to him who's covered in bandages from head to toe and asks "What happened?". "I fell through a glass window," explains the man. The first man says: "Lucky you were wearing all those bandages."
Frank CarsonA man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.
Frank CarsonI just want to apologise for being late. I was flying back from Spain and the air hostess said: "We are two hours late Mr Carson." When I asked why, she said: "The pilot has heard a funny noise in the engine that he doesn't like, so we are waiting on another pilot who can't hear it."
Frank Carson