There was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: "I know I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous."
Frank CarsonI have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.
Frank CarsonMy Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.
Frank Carson