Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.
Frank CarsonI was in a panto last year, Aladdin and The Wonderful Lamp. I played the wick. I got the sack because I was too well-oiled every night.
Frank CarsonAmerica has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.
Frank CarsonI'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.
Frank Carson