What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.
Frank CarsonMy idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.
Frank CarsonWhat's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Frank CarsonA man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man said: "Can you do something for me?" "Yes," he said. "I'll boil you an egg."
Frank Carson