An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.
Frank CarsonI was going up to the bathroom and a woman asked me: "Have you a good memory for faces?" I asked why and she said: "Because there isn't a mirror up there."
Frank CarsonMy Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.
Frank Carson