My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon.
Frank CarsonIt's my wife Ruth's birthday soon. I said to her: "What would you like for your birthday?" She said: "I want a divorce." I said: "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
Frank CarsonA man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man said: "Can you do something for me?" "Yes," he said. "I'll boil you an egg."
Frank CarsonThere was an Irish space program to go to the sun. They went at night so they didn't get burnt.
Frank Carson