Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.
Frank CarsonA man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.
Frank CarsonAn Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"
Frank CarsonThere was an Irish space program to go to the sun. They went at night so they didn't get burnt.
Frank Carson