I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was.
Frank CarsonI have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.
Frank CarsonWhat's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.
Frank CarsonMy father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon.
Frank Carson