Two Irishmen were passing a pub - well, it could happen.
I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer.
Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.
I'm not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they're busy.
A man turns to the guy next to him who's covered in bandages from head to toe and asks "What happened?". "I fell through a glass window," explains the man. The first man says: "Lucky you were wearing all those bandages."
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."