My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."
Frank CarsonWhat's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Frank CarsonAn Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were invited to a Christmas party. The Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, the Scotsman brought a bag of holly and they asked the Irishman: "What have you brought?" He said: "I brought a pair of knickers." They asked: "What has that got to do with Christmas?" He said "They're Carol's."
Frank CarsonMy Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.
Frank Carson