An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.

A traffic policeman stops Sister Bridget for speeding. She pulls into the side of the road and winds down her window. The officer walks round and starts undoing his fly. "Oh dear," she says, "Not the breathalyser again."

Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.

There was an Irish space program to go to the sun. They went at night so they didn't get burnt.

A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."

Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list?

America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.