An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.

The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost three quid.

It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.

A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got any Viagra?" "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist. "No," he replies, "But 'I've got a photograph of the wife."

An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.

What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.

People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.