I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a ruler, I was out of there.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

Brown shoes don't make it.

I'm in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.

So much gets lost in the translation. Even if you sat there listening to it with a microscope, there's no way you're gonna find out what it means.