I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.

Children are naive-they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you're asking for trouble.

Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?

Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun.

I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!