I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.

One and one is eleven.

Ram it up your poop chute.

Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work.

I think that people are entitled to be amused, and entertained. If they see deviations from this classical norm, it's probably good for their mental health.

One size does not fit all.