I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

. . . behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.

If you are home, and you got no place to go, and you want to, just blow yourself up ... Go ahead ... The drugs themselves ... There's a price for doing stuff to yourself.

You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.

The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages.

I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you're right.

I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage while I feed you.