I want to trace my father, could you suggest a good marker pen?

I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.

If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.

Why is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"?

Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.

What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there while the whole toilet wall slowly slides away, unveiling you like a prize on a quiz show. For 500 points, a shitting woman!

It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.