I want to trace my father, could you suggest a good marker pen?

Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up.

Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.

When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.

What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there while the whole toilet wall slowly slides away, unveiling you like a prize on a quiz show. For 500 points, a shitting woman!

Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!

I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. That's because my dad always refused to let us look at the family's financial records.