The East End of Glasgow is like the Olympics. Lots of foriegners in tracksuits struggling to speak English.
Frankie BoyleDo you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had a mild stroke.
Frankie BoyleWhen I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.
Frankie BoyleBisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.
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