Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!

Congratulations you're 18!... On a list of 20 people I'm going to kill.

The average life expectancy rate in some parts of Glasgow is 54. If you've ever been there, you'll realize that that's maybe a bit long.

Why is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"?

I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff.

Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up.

Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people. But they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.